SOME JOKES


A. What did the little puppy said, when he sat down in the snow.

B. My tail is "told".


A. What happend to the man, who bought snow tires?

B. He became very upset because when the sun came out - they melted...


There are so many robberis in New York City. Now a days that when a robbery walked into a delicatessen in Fun City. Stick them up! The owner simply answered, please take a number and get a line...

Something...

The only good thing about hearing Beethoven's Fifth sympony is that I'm glad I missed the first one...


If you don't understand modern art and frightens you just think what must do to these who do understand it...